You are not married! Are you!

Dear Sir,
Head of Egyptian American Bank,

My name is ……and I worked in …....... since 2002. Your credit cards representative had come to us and persuaded me and some of my colleges to make credit cards so we buy any thing we want without paying at once.
I gave your representative my ID and all paper he requested for. After a month your representative tell me and all my single colleges that the bank refuse to give us credit cards because we are not Married!
Sir, do you think if I was married I will be in need of your dam credit card?
If you are a married woman you have two options:
Option A: I will let my husband pay for all my shopping.
Option B: I will not buy all these things at all because we must save money for our baby.
You know sir, your representative give a hope: if you only become a senior ….. -----Now I'm junior…---- you could have our credit although of being single girl………..
But at that time I will not be single so I will not be in need of your f' credit card…………….Thanks for saving money of Egyptians.

Kissing the girls

It was so long ago, since I was 15 years old.. I never used to look at any guy kissing his girl in movies. that was not due to my faith or being a muslim- being a muslim, you should not stare at opposite sex or exciting pictures..
It was because a novel I read. It may by Ihsan Abdel-Kodos, I did not remember exactly...All what I remember was that the guy in the novel divorce his beloved girl because he discovered that she kissed him well...
--Who teaches you to kiss? he asks- He thaught she may be kissed before by someone else-.
--no one I never kiss anyone before. she replies.
Oh God If I looked to movies stars kissing eachother I will be a good kisser so my future beloved husband will leave me.
When In was 22 years old, I thaught that I could have a little look and when get married I could cheat on him-I think the best kisser is Nicolas Cage-
since that day I could not stop staring at a man kisses a woman in TV.
Nowadays I try to stop that not because I will get married but because I try be a good muslim girl.

Defending prophet by guns and "fuck"

I paid attention to 2 sights when I follow up the reactions of Arabs concerning the cartoons of prophet Mohamed published in Denmark.
First sight:
Tens of armed boys have blocked the building of European Union in occupied Palestine. They threatened Danish people on their land-do you think all Danish drew these cartoons- It was only one of the reactions of millions of Muslims but European newspaper put light upon trying to say: "that is the only way those terrorists behave"
Second sight:
Famous site edited by alaa www.manalaa.net has published 2 emails of his Danish friend http://www.manalaa.net/the_great_dane_and_the_12_cartoons trying to re-understand the cartoons. Unclear protest of alaa made someone called m4m to write down a comment and alaa reply….series of comments and replies have come out but these 2 guys " alaa who never care about the subject as a whole and m4m who is very angry for his prophet " speak in a very low language saying words like "fuck your pitch mother, your red ass ……"
For some while I imagined that I was on one of dirty chat rooms but I realized that what I have read was true :
M4m was angry with alaa so he said "fucking your mother, your wife is ..your…."
Alaa see that this man had a closed mind and again fucked the man's mother.
The surprise was they are talking about prophet Mohamed…
I don’t know how many muslims like m4m. But what surprises me that both people in the two sights don't love their prophet:
----When your prophet orders you not to terrify harmless noninvolved people and not to punish any innocent people for the others mistakes: you don't really love your prophet.
----when your prophet orders you not to use bad words and never never never insult mother or father of someone else: you don't really love your prophet.